DrDeath2k3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Action Escape]

Pretty good!

This was a nice little flash.

But one real problem I have is that you did not credit Dan Paladin (Synj) for the explosions. It is completely obvious that you used HIS explosions. You really should credit him, because people are thinking you made them.

Other than that, it was a pretty cool little flash.

Cosmoseth responds:

im pretty sure i made them, you fucktard

[The Ultimate Showdown]

I don't get it....

Why is this praised so much? I mean, the flash is decent, it's the SONG that is amazing. The flash artist didn't even make the song, yet he is getting all the praise.

The graphics are alright. The animation is good. BUT THIS FLASH IS NOT AMAZING.

I thought it was OK, but not #1 of all time. Do people judge flashes by talent and ability anymore?

Song: Amazing. Flash: Ok.

altffour responds:

no one person decided it to be #1 enough people just agreed it was good I guess

Neil gets just as much credit as I do, he gets co-credited and if we win any monthly portal prizes or whatever, he is getting half.

[Xmas Inspiration]

Sorry.

I didn't find it funny. Not at all.
AND I didn't find it entertaining. Because of the goddamn annoying 'sound cracks'.

Sorry, but I don't think this should've been Daily feature. Maybe this could have gotten an award, but not DAILY FEATURE!

Sorry, but you suck. LOL OMFG I MADDE A FUNNEH FL:AME ME!

Wonchop responds:

I'm thinking of a word. It rhymes with 'A Moo Sieve'

[Insanity + 1]

Good claymation like always...

...but the quality was really bad. Also, the sound was not that great either.

If you improve the quality and sound, this submission will be much much better.

[Sin City Tribute]

I'm offended.

You traced pictures from the comics and movie. That's all you did. You tweened and added some 'grainy' film effect. This should be marked as stolen, because people are believing that you actually 'drew' those pictures.

You even got some things wrong. 'A dame to kill for' is a totally different Sin City tale.

Sorry, but I really don't like this and am sickened at it's score and how it got front page.

...To shame.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

OMFG TAT WAS AMAZIGN!

LINSDKIN PERK CAM TWO ME HOUSE ASWELLL.

WE PLEYD CANDY LADN AND ATE ICE CREAME.

WE THEN RUBBD EACH OTHERS ASS HOLES WITH PEANUTE BUTTER.

Anyway, the sound is very VERY similar to that of David Firth's, so I somewhat suspect this is his alt. I could be mistaken, but that means you have the same voice program as him. The flash was shit, but that is why it is so good. Anywho, I laughed, cried, and found myself thanks to this beautiful flash.

Thank you, young Jerry Jackson.

[Foamy - A Parody]

LMAO

I really hope this doesn't get blammed...that was hilarious.

That was probably the closest representation of Foamy I have ever seen.

5/5

[AURORA - episode 6 voice]

Oh, c'mon.

Just upload this into the other flashes file. There is no need to submit the same thing again with 'sound' etc..

This just wastes Newgrounds space.

(Just go to menu, edit your submissions, then upload this)
It's not hard.

naz-1 responds:

and how do you think people will find out about it that way, dipshit? I looked at your flash animations... you dare say I'm wasting space?

[Pikachu vs Pokeball]

Damn, that was some smooth animation!

Great graphics, decent sound (though missing some sound effects for the pokeball and pikachu), funny, quick and to the point.

I really like your animation in this one.

Good Job, hope to see more!

[Software: The Browsers]

Well...

It was amazingly short.

The 'graphics' weren't anything special considering you used a 3d program to make them. The 3d program does everything for you, you just tell it what to do, right? The humor was stale. No seriously, I didn't even chuckle. If I were 8 years old I would probably find something funny in this...

Yes netscape sucks, but there were so many better things that could've been done to make fun of it. Firefox, was a fox running with it's tail on fire? Yes that's the logo, but doesn't tell me anything at all about the browser. Hell, none of this said anything about the browsers other than they are all dumb, crappy and have their tails on fire.
How is the flash supposed to help us out when choosing a browser? You didn't recommend any browsers that are better than the ones shown.

This could've been a great flash, but failed.
As of now, this is extremely overrated in my books. It just didn't appeal to me. Waaay to short too.

orb responds:

Wrong. The 3d program does less for me than a 2d program does. I have to spend long amounts of time modeling everything (very hard work, harder than sculpting clay), then I have to texture everything (I created a huge shading network, especially for the internet explorer one), then I have to animate everything. If you use flash, it's kind of like tweening limbs, but harder, since it's in 3 dimensions. Then I have to do all the lighting, then I have to do rendering. It is NOTHING LIKE "doing everything for me." It is extremely complex. If it did everything for me, wouldn't there be tons of high-quality 3d animations on Newgrounds? You need to get your facts straight. There's a reason why no one else voted so low on graphics.

And I was saying that firefox is the best because it's as fast as a fox running from its tail which is on fire. It was a joke, I didn't seriously mean to help guide you on which to choose. You took it too literally.

You think it's overrated because you've never tried using the program Maya. Go ahead, go to www alias com and download the free trial (called Personal Learning Edition) and see if you can make a single polygon move. Nope. You can't. So don't tell me I just talk to the computer and it does what I want.